The Colony of Limbovine is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Big Cheese with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.591 billion Limbovineans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dairyfield. The average income tax rate is 82.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Limbovinean economy, worth 630 trillion moolas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is 83,118 moolas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Birth rates have hit an all-time low, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Limbovineans can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying, and fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Limbovine's national animal is the hypothetical calf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Creamtholosism.

Limbovine is ranked 286,163^rd in the world and 11,040^th in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.52 kickbacks per hour.