Category: Corrupt Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Page
Location: the South Pacific
Population | 7.248 billion |
Capital | Bananowo |
Leader | Great Leader |
Faith | Football |
Currency | strawberry |
Animal | gold snail |
The Banana Republic of Truskawkoland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Great Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 7.248 billion Truskawkowians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bananowo. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Truskawkolandian economy, worth 842 trillion strawberries a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,264 strawberries, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, and schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Truskawkoland's national animal is the gold snail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Football.
Truskawkoland is ranked 284,592nd in the world and 5,260th in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -14 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Truskawkoland was endorsed by The Empire of Meglomania.
- : Truskawkoland was endorsed by The Free Palestine of Lilli Lands.
- : Truskawkoland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 5% for Most Beautiful Environments, Highest Food Quality, Most Developed, and Most Influential.
- : Truskawkoland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Truskawkoland was endorsed by The Republic of Amerikanisches Imperium.
- : Following new legislation in Truskawkoland, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
- : Truskawkoland was endorsed by The Commonwealth of New Amerikan Republic.
- : Truskawkoland was endorsed by The Holy Empire of SharttingToepia.
- : Truskawkoland was endorsed by The Foínix Aftokratoría of Megistos.
- : Truskawkoland was endorsed by The Shadowy Empress of Farengeto.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 99 » Ebonhand, Sporaltryus, Tanyaland, Goldnation, Jehenna, The Solar System Scope, Curlyhoward, Drystar, Kiasu-ism, The Two Jerseys, Nova Montron, Nowa Europa, Yellunstryer, America Gone Wrong, Hazahmkong, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Amerion, Great Scapula, Linden Oak, Blipp, Soem, The Culinary State of Half-Jordi, Land Without Shrimp, Darakin, Aidenfieeld, Bohenia, Abarri, Altnavia, Ever Testing, Belschaft, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Privatore, Wehraboos, Madhonia, Dun Frest, Asarana, Gymnostan, Sanden, Dhemixia, Khnomania, PenguinPies, North Kanuckistan, Emagination, Hadrex, Great Lothian, The Worst army of, Swiss Cheese Wheel, ANuadh, Auviantan Outh Islands, and 49 others.Krauanagaz, Chernaya Zvezda, East Endia, Lowelian, Tsunamy, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Alvira, Detroxia, Eastern Doncaster, Springwalla, Marnrio, Rebel-topia, Las Filipina, The Free Falklands, The Weirdo, HawkoFon, Aodhan, Tepertopia, The Filippinas, Empire of Pekoland, Lans Isles, Marre, Lupusterra, Unielvan Millorvium, Xanistan, Nakayo, Pepperton, BEEstreetz, Eastern Juble Lux, Anarco Argentina, Canamerico and Greenland, Geneek, Genoxelande, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, Mardunia, Sedunn, Hacrela, Albend, 7 Trees, Stelmund, Farengeto, Megistos, SharttingToepia, New Amerikan Republic, Amerikanisches Imperium, Lilli Lands, and Meglomania.