The Prosperous Community of Locksley Hall is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lord Tennyson with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.612 billion Locksley Hallians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute, corrupt, liberal government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loxley City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Locksley Hallian economy, worth a remarkable 2,519 trillion Guineas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 185,109 Guineas, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's space program is doxxing the planet, dictators have dubbed Locksley Hall the land of lunatics, kids learn to count without the numbers '0' or '1', and schoolchildren seeking entertainment have been told to go fish. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Locksley Hall's national animal is the Parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Antidisestablishmentarianism.

Locksley Hall is ranked 47,963^rd in the world and 485^th in the West Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 56,996.11 Standard Monetary Units.