The Kingdom of Lohnam is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Black Bear population. The hard-working population of 14.929 billion Lohnamians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 14.6%.

The Lohnamian economy, worth 723 trillion Deneroes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 48,487 Deneroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lohnam's national animal is the Black Bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lohnam is ranked 91,335^th in the world and 1^st in FNR Defense Association for Most Primitive, scoring 10 on the Scary Big Number Scale.