The Queendom of Lorrelyn is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 33.166 billion Lorrelynians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government prioritizes Law & Order, although Industry, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Social Policy receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 14.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Lorrelynian economy, worth a remarkable 1,304 trillion bananas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,336 bananas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque, a major religion has been named as Lorrelyn's national religion, and graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lorrelyn's national animal is the cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is a major religion.

Lorrelyn is ranked 140,939^th in the world and 1^st in Eden for Most Primitive, scoring -48.99 on the Scary Big Number Scale.