The State of Malindu is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 13.96 billion Malinduans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The strong Malinduan economy, worth 588 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 42,133 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 272,736 per year while the poor average 2,609, a ratio of 104 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Malindu's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Malindu is ranked 78,237^th in the world and 4^th in Port of Victoria for Most Primitive, scoring 30 on the Scary Big Number Scale.