The State of Manasses Ezekias is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 19.682 billion Manasses Ezekiasians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The thriving Manasses Ezekiasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,001 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 50,863 betales, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, all tariffs have been abolished, Manasses Ezekias has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Manasses Ezekias in an international press conference. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Manasses Ezekias's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Manasses Ezekias is ranked 70,299^th in the world and 144^th in Ancient Lands for Most Primitive, scoring 38.08 on the Scary Big Number Scale.