The Colony of Midnight Blue Sea Islands is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 12.004 billion Midnight Blue Sea Islandsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and International Aid. The average income tax rate is 8.7%.

The Midnight Blue Sea Islandsian economy, worth 553 trillion scudoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is 46,113 scudoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Midnight Blue Sea Islands's national animal is the blue octopus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Midnight Blue Sea Islands is ranked 171,117^th in the world and 15^th in Ocean for Most Primitive, scoring -65.95 on the Scary Big Number Scale.