The Disputed Territories of Mohicans is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its burgeoning horse population. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 19.145 billion Mohicansians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 25.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Mohicansian economy, worth 493 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 25,754 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mohicans's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mohicans is ranked 74,325^th in the world and 2^nd in Kirns Olenian Commonwealth for Most Primitive, scoring 34.06 on the Scary Big Number Scale.