The Republic of Molies2 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.281 billion Molies2ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 65.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Molies2ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,617 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 222,195 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, and graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Molies2's national animal is the bison, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Molies2 is ranked 23,748^th in the world and 1,620^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 86.84 law-abiding acts per hour.