“Nuke’s Are Alway’s The Best Option In Any Situation.” Beniziski Gargurin
|Category: Psychotic Dictatorship|
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: The North Pacific
The Socialist Federative States of Molossiania is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Beniziski Gargurin with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, frequent executions, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.091 billion Molossianians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MesKow. The average income tax rate is 82.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Molossianian economy, worth 261 trillion Ruckle Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 124,981 Ruckle Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad, the most commonly-worn shoes are concrete ones, the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery, and twins are held culpable for the actions of their siblings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Molossiania's national animal is the Emperor Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Stalinism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Molossiania was endorsed by The Poor Team of The Tampa Bay Rays.
- : Molossiania was endorsed by The Protectorate of Cuyan.
- : Molossiania was endorsed by The Kingdom of Princely Irbis.
- : Molossiania was endorsed by The United States of Daiz.
- : Molossiania was endorsed by The Judicial Oligarchy of Alsace and Lorraine United.
- : Molossiania was endorsed by The Empire of Nation of stars.
- : Molossiania was endorsed by The Free Land of Runeda.
- : Molossiania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Molossiania was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Utopicican.
- : Following new legislation in Molossiania, twins are held culpable for the actions of their siblings.
Endorsements Received: 114 » Alunya, Notyoutopia, Siwale, Shin-Hachioji, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Rhein States, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Territorio di Nessuno, Omnistria, Kasazzastan, Great Bights Mum, Ethnon, Trillius, Yaorozu, Napnomadia, El Fiji Grande, Koda-Land, Sheldanada, PlanetPunk, Jasminlandia, Steampunk Ariel, Ibiscaton, Sundred, Corfad, Shibutani, Ejhsa, Acrabinnia, Unsophisticate, Unimaginable Doom, Selfgradatude, Sil Dorsett, Kwaj, Guer Aike, Federation Terra Australis, Sunto, Dar es Saalam, North Bratislava, Spartoptia, Tappan Hills, Q w e r t y, Sinelona, Ostrolia, Black Templares, Dreadton, New Pruessen, Saturns Edge, Frances Francis the First of France, Buckerino, Shadowrik, Liberum Mundi, and 64 others.Maott, Pallaith, Victoriaans Nederlands, Plangainer, Apetopia, Lomjia, Valhalla123, Torakuen, Wineclaw, Haor Chall, Egalico, The United States of Romania, Bananoonza, 1 very fast endotarter, Aratani, New Bremerton, United Draconia, Holy Oranz, Pasargad, Yummy Blubber, Ikea Rike, Afrille, Free Azzaca, Moubarakistan, Minuda, General COE, Niradans, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Amauri, Castle Federation, Noahs Second Country, Former English Colony, Votak Matim, Test for a new hope, North Altatude, The Black Cathedral, Elder Realms, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Loli County, Eriadni, Xentherida, Constantinolia, Justanistan, Makersaulache, Wilkshire, Joodey, Kobagia, Glurponia, Zumlandia, Loutsland, Steraz, Xzavia-Hjar, Bearical, Aerilia, Sockmanland, Vincone Cae, Utopicican, Runeda, Nation of stars, Alsace and Lorraine United, Daiz, Princely Irbis, Cuyan, and The Tampa Bay Rays.