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The Socialist Federative States of Molossiania

“Nuke’s Are Alway’s The Best Option In Any Situation.” Beniziski Gargurin

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: The North Pacific



Population2.091 billion

LeaderBeniziski Gargurin

CurrencyRuckle Ruble
AnimalEmperor Penguin

The Socialist Federative States of Molossiania is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Beniziski Gargurin with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, frequent executions, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.091 billion Molossianians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MesKow. The average income tax rate is 82.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Molossianian economy, worth 261 trillion Ruckle Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 124,981 Ruckle Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad, the most commonly-worn shoes are concrete ones, the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery, and twins are held culpable for the actions of their siblings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Molossiania's national animal is the Emperor Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Stalinism.

Molossiania is ranked 72,701st in the world and 3,694th in The North Pacific for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 69.62 Workforce Participation Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,459thTop
Most Influential: 4,132ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,226thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,476thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,437thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,690thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 8,621stLargest Mining Sector: 8,744thLowest Crime Rates: 8,853rdMost Corrupt Governments: 9,411thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,727thMost Authoritarian: 10,839thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,431stMost Secular: 12,715thLargest Governments: 13,729thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,966th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 156th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 170th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 199th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 223rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 328th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 376th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 410th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 458th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 462nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 531st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 608th in the regionMost Secular: 678th in the regionLargest Governments: 681st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 714th in the region

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