The Mother of Kawaii Empire of Molphy is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical population of 9.277 billion Molphyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 18.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Molphyian economy, worth 556 trillion Tenalzurias a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,012 Tenalzurias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, and life is short but human kindness is endless. Crime is totally unknown. Molphy's national animal is the Moon Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Molphy is ranked 115,081^st in the world and 24^th in The Everlasting Kawaii Empire for Most Developed, scoring 58.74 on the Human Development Index.