Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Strong |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Handshaker
Location: The Muppet Show
Population | 8.485 billion |
Capital | The Muppet Theatre |
Leader | Leadennr |
Faith | Religionnen |
Currency | chicken |
Animal | chicken |
The Radical Recipes of Muppet Swedish Chef is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Leadennr with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, fear of technology, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.485 billion Swedes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Public Transport, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Muppet Theatre. The average income tax rate is 23.9%.
The strong Swedish economy, worth 520 trillion chickens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,366 chickens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.
Military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, and the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Muppet Swedish Chef's national animal is the chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Religionnen.
Muppet Swedish Chef is ranked 144,069th in the world and 11th in The Muppet Show for Safest, scoring 62.84 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Muppet Swedish Chef was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary, Most Primitive, and Largest Black Market.
- : Muppet Swedish Chef was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Muppet Swedish Chef was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Muppet Swedish Chef was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Muppet Swedish Chef was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Muppet Swedish Chef, the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus.
- : Following new legislation in Muppet Swedish Chef, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus.
- : Following new legislation in Muppet Swedish Chef, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity.
- : Following new legislation in Muppet Swedish Chef, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.
- : Following new legislation in Muppet Swedish Chef, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.