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Governor: The Long-Suffering Host of Muppet Kermit the Frog

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Founder: The Long-Suffering Host of Muppet Kermit the Frog

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🎶 It's time to play the music
💡 It's time to light the lights
🐸 It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight

💄 It's time to put on make up
🎩 It's time to dress up right
🎪 It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight

👴🏻 Why do we always come here
🎭 I guess we'll never know
👴🏻 It's like a kind of torture
🍿 To have to watch the show

🎵 But now let's get things started
🎷 Why don't you get things started
🎹 It's time to get things started
⭐ On the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, muppetational
🎺 This is what we call the Muppet Show!

Embassies: Fredonia, Hollow Point, Gypsy Lands, and Bytes.

Tags: Casual, Fandom, Medium, Password, Puppet Storage, and Silly.

Regional Power: Moderate

The Muppet Show contains 50 nations, the 513th most in the world.

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The Largest Insurance Industry in The Muppet Show

The World Census posed as door-to-door salespeople in order to establish which nations have the most extensive Insurance industries.

As a region, The Muppet Show is ranked 13,901st in the world for Largest Insurance Industry.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Disastrous Inventions of Muppet Dr Bunsen HoneydewIron Fist Consumerists“Ph.D., Esq., Incomp., C.S.I.C.O.E.”
2.The Delightful Singing of Muppet Annie SueMother Knows Best State“I didn't do very much.”
3.The Pyrotechnic Expertise of Muppet Crazy HarryIron Fist Consumerists“Did somebody say bang?”
4.The Hilarious Punchlines of Muppet Fozzie BearDemocratic Socialists“Wocka wocka wocka!”
5.The Mispronunciation of Muppet Pepe the King PrawnInoffensive Centrist Democracy“I am not a shrimp! I am a king prawn, okay?”
6.The Narcolepsy of Muppet BrewsterIron Fist Consumerists“Where is Grace?”
7.The Baby Band of Muppet Bobby BensonFather Knows Best State“They call me Baby Driver”
8.The Floor Mopping of Muppet George the JanitorInoffensive Centrist Democracy“It's a good mop... it's useful. It's... cute.”
9.The Long-Suffering Host of Muppet Kermit the FrogFather Knows Best State“Hi-ho, Kermit the Frog here!”
10.The Cantankerous Opinions of Muppet Statler and WaldorfMoralistic Democracy“They aren't half bad. Nope, they're ALL bad!”
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Oh, it's called "Simon Smith and his Amazing Dancing Dog." Yeah, I sing this song, see, and Muppy here does this cute, adorable, sweet, sugary little dance.
*Muppy demonstrates the dance.*

Well, it sounds ... sappy.

Gee, my uncle thought it was …

It sounds ... wonderful.

Yeah, it's great. He'll love it.

I'm - Certainly. I've often thought of Muppy here as about the cutest little fellow around.

*Muppy bites Kermit's hand and wrestles with it.*

He thinks of himself as a killer.

Let me outta here!

Just flying thru on our way south. Hi, Kermie!

Migrating Geese wrote:Just flying thru on our way south. Hi, Kermie!

And do you not have a greeting for beautiful moi? Hmph. Fat goose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TW7NiFZlhI

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