The Borderlands of N89795 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its parental licensing program, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.02 billion N89795ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 78.4%.

The frighteningly efficient N89795ian economy, worth 877 trillion nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 145,703 nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians literally speak literally, N89795ian TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, and citizens have an obligation to remain silent and anything they say may be used against them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. N89795's national animal is the nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

N89795 is ranked 265,462^nd in the world and 9,360^th in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring -215.57 on the Scary Big Number Scale.