Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Apprentice
Location: Karma
Population | 1.779 billion |
Capital | Lavovgrad |
Leader | Dinand Pacak |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | diamand |
Animal | rabbit |
The Republic of Neardan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Dinand Pacak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.779 billion Neardanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lavovgrad. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Neardanian economy, worth 187 trillion diamands a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 105,409 diamands, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else, and kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neardan's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Neardan is ranked 14,451st in the world and 31st in Karma for Nicest Citizens, with 27.03 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Neardan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Neardan, kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies.
- : Following new legislation in Neardan, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else.
- : Following new legislation in Neardan, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption.
- : Following new legislation in Neardan, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track.
- : Following new legislation in Neardan, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
- : Neardan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration Against Slavery and its Violence".
- : Neardan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Bycatch".
- : Following new legislation in Neardan, politicians have tenure.
- : Following new legislation in Neardan, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 60 » Genovini, Levont, Kayestha, Suomalainem, Bingusell, New Lablerith, Lys Deks Rahry, Aeraven, Ghad, Rathanur, Nationary, Imperium of Josh, Co-Dairy, Laniron, Bel Falas, Zarfinyarful, Southern state of Carlodian, Tiptoptopia, Takh Avros, Crpostran, Pekichow, The German unity of nigeria, The Litterbox, The Moroccan Kingdom, Mattielandia, Maleno, Frankstonia, Tezikstan, Demonic Gate, The Freakin Guardians of the Galaxy, Shadow Stone, Blovatlas, Boston Harbor, Wistenda, Zypheria, Sitann Shara, Soritanue, Burrongtopia, Ueladaria, Tevaris, Zalidia, Karagayan, Malachor XII, Arcove, Middle Platypus, Euraropia, The Dinland, Gochieland, The Holy Goat, Dharitara, and 10 others.Edsmontik, Antarctic SARNZ, Avenel, Ilahlekile, Bel Techia, Freandra, Plasma, 555 clan, Arocana, and Oldom Urka.