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The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The German nigerian bulwark. The average income tax rate is 77.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient German unity of nigerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,208 trillion bloodcoins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,731 bloodcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

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The German unity of nigeria is ranked 106,857^th in the world and 157^th in Karma for Safest, scoring 80.21 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.