The Holy Empire of Neko-landia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Masatoshi with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.578 billion Neko-landians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Musket City. The average income tax rate is 69.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Neko-landian economy, worth 639 trillion Yen a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,157 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

National park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, and hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neko-landia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Non-Confessional Cristianism.

Neko-landia is ranked 35,223^rd in the world and 2,278^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.87 law-abiding acts per hour.