The Republic of New Corloa is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.398 billion New Corloans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cambrey. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The thriving New Corloan economy, worth 110 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 45,965 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 162,702 per year while the poor average 9,375, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

New Corloa has designated Cambrey as its capital city. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. New Corloa's national animal is the panther, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

New Corloa is ranked 208,888^th in the world and 24^th in Alvazia for Most Primitive, scoring -88.03 on the Scary Big Number Scale.