The Quokka Isles And Republic of New Jamiea is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Jamie Thomson with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 20.525 billion New Jamieans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lahabana. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.3%.

The frighteningly efficient New Jamiean economy, worth a remarkable 5,416 trillion New Jamiean Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 263,919 New Jamiean Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 813,648 per year while the poor average 66,089, a ratio of 12.3 to 1.

Unemployed school bus drivers photobomb virtual classroom meetings, most ambassadors from New Jamiea retire only a few years after being appointed, there's no weight to modern politics, and some of the country's most famous photographers are animals. Crime is totally unknown. New Jamiea's national animal is the Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Jamiea is ranked 290,118^th in the world and 11,346^th in Lazarus for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.31 kickbacks per hour.