The District of Nordiske Stater is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 13.424 billion Nordiske Staterians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The strong Nordiske Staterian economy, worth 930 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 69,286 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 230,118 per year while the poor average 15,561, a ratio of 14.8 to 1.

Corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs, and a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nordiske Stater's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nordiske Stater is ranked 88,622^nd in the world and 5^th in Great Europe for Most Primitive, scoring 17.25 on the Scary Big Number Scale.