The Complete Blackout of Novaya Equestria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Complete Blackout with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, rampant corporate plagiarism, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 21.779 billion Complete Blackouts are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novaya Canterlot. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Novaya Equestrian economy, worth a remarkable 8,504 trillion Complete Blackouts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 390,510 Complete Blackouts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Novaya Equestrian mussels the biggest in The Hole To Hide In, citizens must have a license to operate a computer, and the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novaya Equestria's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Complete Blackout.

Novaya Equestria is ranked 807^th in the world and 1^st in The Hole To Hide In for Most Corrupt Governments, with 521.77 kickbacks per hour.