The Great Lawn of Nuting is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Walter Nelson with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.121 billion criminals are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, although Administration, Defense, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miami Florida. The average income tax rate is 47.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient illegal economy, worth 228 trillion so much funs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 107,498 so much funs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bizarre-looking creatures called 'it's a crimedogs' dominate wildlife preserves, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, stern tutting by international commentators has persuaded Nuting to disarm, and government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuting's national animal is the it's a crime, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is CRIME.

Nuting is ranked 23,757^th in the world and 112^th in the Plains of Perdition for Most Cultured, scoring 84 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.