The State of Nyarugenge is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.211 billion Nyarugengeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The strong Nyarugengean economy, worth 712 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 50,146 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 323,200 per year while the poor average 3,143, a ratio of 102 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, military funding has been stripped back, and Nyarugenge has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Nyarugenge's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Nyarugenge is ranked 192,764^th in the world and 8^th in Bailiwick of Guernsey for Most Primitive, scoring -77.78 on the Scary Big Number Scale.