The Most Serene Republic of Oeiua is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Trudeau with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 11.127 billion Oeiuans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Law & Order, with Healthcare, Defense, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Montpelier. The average income tax rate is 40.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Oeiuan economy, worth 380 trillion guilders a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 34,226 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Oeiua recently decided against having a capital city, Amish has been named as Oeiua's national religion, Trudeau has just been declared ruler of Oeiua in an international press conference, and flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys. Crime is well under control, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oeiua's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Amish.

Oeiua is ranked 122,581^st in the world and 2^nd in euoia for Safest, scoring 73.14 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.