Category: Corporate Police State | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: the West Pacific
Population | 10.006 billion |
Capital | Holy Terra |
Leader | The God Emperor of Mankind |
Faith | Cult imperialis - Cult Mechanicus |
Currency | Throne |
Animal | Aquila |
The Imperium of Of mannn is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The God Emperor of Mankind with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, enslaved workforce, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.006 billion Humans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holy Terra. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Human economy, worth a remarkable 4,963 trillion Thrones a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 496,023 Thrones, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,903,998 per year while the poor average 15,629, a ratio of 249 to 1.
Airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them, the new Grand Inquisitor of Righteous Scientific Inquiry has ordered a surprising amount of hemlock, and unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Of mannn's national animal is the Aquila, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult imperialis - Cult Mechanicus.
Of mannn is ranked 290,896th in the world and 3,715th in the West Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1.01 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Of mannn, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne.
- : Following new legislation in Of mannn, the new Grand Inquisitor of Righteous Scientific Inquiry has ordered a surprising amount of hemlock.
- : Following new legislation in Of mannn, mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them.
- : Of mannn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Highest Average Incomes, Most Avoided, and Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in Of mannn, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted.
- : Following new legislation in Of mannn, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year.
- : Following new legislation in Of mannn, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
- : Following new legislation in Of mannn, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.
- : Following new legislation in Of mannn, criminals are really screwed.
- : Following new legislation in Of mannn, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.