The Holy Kingdom of Olivatopia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Hueyi Taltoani Ramses with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working population of 10.805 billion Aztecas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tenochtitlán. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Olivatopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,784 trillion Cocas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 257,680 Cocas, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, the government has enacted freedom of information, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments, and school nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Olivatopia's national animal is the Xoloitzcuintle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Polytheism.

Olivatopia is ranked 39,930^th in the world and 2,101^st in Lazarus for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.