Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Regional Influence: Squire
Location: The East Pacific
Population | 9.435 billion |
Capital | Lazytown |
Leader | Rick Astley |
Faith | rickrolling |
Currency | dead meme |
Animal | owl |
The ProcrastiNation of Oofery is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Rick Astley with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.435 billion Ooferians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lazytown. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Ooferian economy, worth a remarkable 1,492 trillion dead memes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,139 dead memes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
News headlines usually include p-values, an underground group of geologists hides new discoveries to protect them from being destroyed in the name of safety, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters, and politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oofery's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is rickrolling.
Oofery is ranked 289,399th in the world and 5,106th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -24.85 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Oofery was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Malvekia.
- : Oofery was endorsed by The Corporatocracy of Liberatarianism.
- : Oofery was endorsed by The Azur Lane Connoisseur of Awqnia.
- : Oofery was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Influential, and Highest Food Quality and the Top 5% for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Oofery endorsed The Most Handsome of Marrabuk.
- : Oofery was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Oofery was endorsed by The Eutopia of Evrigenis.
- : Oofery was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens and the Top 5% for Most Efficient Economies and Most Devout.
- : Oofery was endorsed by The Federation of Romanoddle Republic.
- : Oofery was endorsed by The Most Handsome of Marrabuk.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 29 » La Xinga, Empire of Dabiristan, Hieggary, Troc, Azosd, Atrocha, Hizuru, Merlovich, New Leganes, NewImperia, Evdon, Axdel, Dremaur, Hunterdon, Aivintis, Stellar Colonies, East Malaysia, Grimmerdhore, Vussul, Roissyland, Zukchiva, Kyrisland, Arleat, Gem, Marrabuk, Romanoddle Republic, Evrigenis, Liberatarianism, and Malvekia.