The Federation of Ordennya is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Clas Markussen with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.796 billion Ordennyans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Västdal. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ordennyan economy, worth a remarkable 1,734 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 109,819 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passengers often cause a stink on public transport, Prime Minister Clas Markussen knows that some internet activities are strictly solitary (Ordennya has found 5 easter eggs), trains and passengers alike are often late, and Prime Minister Clas Markussen reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes. Crime is totally unknown. Ordennya's national animal is the Gyrfalcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ordennya is ranked 281,630^th in the world and 31^st in Ajax for Most Primitive, scoring -364.82 on the Scary Big Number Scale.