The Republic of Oslasa26 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.661 billion Oslasa26ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 66.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Oslasa26ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,826 trillion lire a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 238,461 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins, the hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to, and no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oslasa26's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Oslasa26 is ranked 48,423^rd in the world and 2,615^th in Balder for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.