The State of Ouacam is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.158 billion Ouacamians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.0%.

The strong Ouacamian economy, worth 865 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. Average income is 61,130 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 393,988 per year while the poor average 3,832, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, Ouacam has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Ouacam in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ouacam's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ouacam is ranked 31,931^st in the world and 1^st in Dakar for Most Primitive, scoring 69.28 on the Scary Big Number Scale.