The Commonwealth of Overseas Regions is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.656 billion Overseas Kiravians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Spirituality, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The strong Overseas Regional economy, worth 198 trillion lire a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 54,352 lire, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 350,306 per year while the poor average 3,407, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Overseas Regions's national animal is the storm petrel, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Overseas Regions is ranked 102,332^nd in the world and 8^th in Ocean for Most Primitive, scoring -18.71 on the Scary Big Number Scale.