The Parliamentary Republic of Tithio is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Hrotsvtiha I with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 6.004 billion Tithioans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Issphollos. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Tithioan economy, worth 797 trillion Royallas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,754 Royallas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New pests have been imported into Tithio, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare, and the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tithio's national animal is the Great yellow Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Olobluthos.

Tithio is ranked 3,356^th in the world and 69^th in the West Pacific for Safest, scoring 137.72 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.