The Constitutional Monarchy of New Belia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader Harwell with a fair hand, and notable for its lack of airports, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.182 billion New Belians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Belia City. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient New Belian economy, worth a remarkable 3,194 trillion Marks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 210,405 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The comic book series 'Leader Harwell and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, tourists are forbidden to enter Native New Belian lands, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease, and the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'. Crime is totally unknown. New Belia's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Belia is ranked 290,432^nd in the world and 3,710^th in the West Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.26 kickbacks per hour.