The Most Serene Republic of Feelonia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.44 billion Feelonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Feelonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,032 trillion Hair balls a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,332 Hair balls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, a flying elephant and Leader share the same nickname, giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular, and commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Feelonia's national animal is the Siamese Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Feelonia is ranked 285,470^th in the world and 6,139^th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -15.3 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.