The Cruel Enslaved Dictatorship of Pasinia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Dictator Yerrote Rrarburg with an iron fist, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, ban on automobiles, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.346 billion Pasinians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tartharia Eashka. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Pasinian economy, worth a remarkable 3,642 trillion pasins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 272,949 pasins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,518,360 per year while the poor average 2,946, a ratio of 854 to 1.

Only the brainiest citizens become academics, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Dictator Yerrote Rrarburg's desk, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, and children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Pasinia's national animal is the elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Monotheism.

Pasinia is ranked 12,187^th in the world and 844^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 97.52 law-abiding acts per hour.