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The Cruel Enslaved Dictatorship of Pasinia

“Zero Rights, Zero Freedom, Zero Tolerance!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Psychotic Dictatorships

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Pasinia

Population5.95 billion

CapitalTartharia Eashka
LeaderDictator Yerrote Rrarburg
FaithMonotheism

Currencypasin
Animalelephant

The Cruel Enslaved Dictatorship of Pasinia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Dictator Yerrote Rrarburg with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.95 billion Pasinians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tartharia Eashka. The average income tax rate is 92.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Pasinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,726 trillion pasins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 290,171 pasins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

New religious sects are squashed immediately by the government, dessert dishes make up the Pasinian breakfast menu, it is illegal to liberate slaves, and calling shotgun on the front seat too many days in a row is seen as a crime against social equality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pasinia's national animal is the elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Monotheism.

Pasinia is ranked 7,835th in the world and 16th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 7,457.1 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 110thMost Devout: 204thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 290thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 375thMost Ignorant Citizens: 407thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 435thLargest Mining Sector: 537thMost Corrupt Governments: 666thLargest Black Market: 980thFattest Citizens: 1,199thMost Conservative: 1,253rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,380thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,773rdMost Primitive: 2,026thHighest Average Incomes: 2,210thTop
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Most Avoided: 2,621stLowest Crime Rates: 2,641stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,951stLargest Governments: 4,885thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,050thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,063rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,185thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,759thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,835thHighest Economic Output: 9,157thMost Efficient Economies: 9,378thMost Authoritarian: 9,928thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,769thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 19,019th
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Most Devout: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pasinia, calling shotgun on the front seat too many days in a row is seen as a crime against social equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Pasinia, it is illegal to liberate slaves.
  • : Following new legislation in Pasinia, dessert dishes make up the Pasinian breakfast menu.
  • : Following new legislation in Pasinia, new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Pasinia, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
  • : Pasinia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Pasinia, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
  • : Following new legislation in Pasinia, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion.
  • : Following new legislation in Pasinia, religious classes are compulsory for all school students.
  • : Following new legislation in Pasinia, residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts.

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