The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer688 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.415 billion Printer688ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 80.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer688ian economy, worth 654 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 120,781 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access, bilingual Printer688ians are viewed with suspicion, politicians can be seen taking candy from babies, and the serf suggestion box would work better if more serfs were literate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer688's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer688 is ranked 167,893^rd in the world and 385^th in Two for Most Primitive, scoring -63.99 on the Scary Big Number Scale.