The People's Republic of Prosperus Happyland is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Birgitte Nyborg with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.969 billion Happylandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Christiansborg. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Happylandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,415 trillion happylandian kroners a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 263,358 happylandian kroners, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, money grows on trees, and from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Prosperus Happyland. Crime is totally unknown. Prosperus Happyland's national animal is the white dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

Prosperus Happyland is ranked 307,055^th in the world and 27^th in European Union for Fattest Citizens, with 1.99 Obesity Rate.