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The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity

“Gargantuan Love God”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Ztorque

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Rands Objectivity

Population34.685 billion

Currencyrand
Animallion

The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 34.685 billion Rands Objectivityians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Rands Objectivityian economy, worth an astonishing 15,792 trillion rand a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 455,319 rand, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,347,657 per year while the poor average 48,136, a ratio of 48.8 to 1.

'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, the government has enacted freedom of information, and minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Rands Objectivity's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Rands Objectivity is ranked 150,735th in the world and 5th in Ztorque for Longest Average Lifespans, with 22.57 Years.

Top
1%
Most Stationary: 12thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 33rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 60thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 68thMost Rebellious Youth: 78thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 92ndHighest Economic Output: 109thHighest Disposable Incomes: 147thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 147thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 149thFattest Citizens: 156thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 185thMost Avoided: 193rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 270thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 306thHighest Average Incomes: 346thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 384thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 412thHighest Crime Rates: 419thLargest Populations: 511thLargest Gambling Industry: 518thLargest Insurance Industry: 590thMost Armed: 612thLargest Publishing Industry: 637thSmartest Citizens: 765thRudest Citizens: 831stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 906thLargest Mining Sector: 920thMost Efficient Economies: 1,086thLargest Retail Industry: 1,165thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,375thTop
5%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,565thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,043rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,477thMost Cultured: 2,639thMost Influential: 4,899thMost Pro-Market: 5,719thLargest Black Market: 6,103rdTop
10%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,962ndMost Subsidized Industry: 8,377thNudest: 12,364th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Rands Objectivity was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Rands Objectivity was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Rands Objectivity was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Rands Objectivity was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Rands Objectivity was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Rands Objectivity was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombified.
  • : Rands Objectivity was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Survivors.
  • : Rands Objectivity lodged a message on the Ztorque Regional Message Board.
  • : Rands Objectivity was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombified.
  • : Rands Objectivity was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombified.

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