The Imperium of Remulia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kmer Kamile with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 20.869 billion Remulians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ralera. The average income tax rate is 71.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Remulian economy, worth an astonishing 10,468 trillion lyras a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 501,621 lyras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Kmer Kamile to meetings with foreign heads of state, and the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Remulia's national animal is the anooba, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islass.

Remulia is ranked 292,592^nd in the world and 14^th in The Milky Way Galaxy for Most Primitive, scoring -1164.7 on the Scary Big Number Scale.