The Federal Republic of Republic of Texas Texas is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sam Houston with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 11.153 billion Republic of Texas Texasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Austin. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Republic of Texas Texasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,842 trillion Texas dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,190 Texas dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, and children are sent to either religious or secular schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of Texas Texas's national animal is the Cannon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Republic of Texas Texas is ranked 29,042^nd in the world and 6^th in Saeculum Obscurum for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,791.56 on the Gilded Widget Scale.