The Grow House of Soviet Trailer Park is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Park Supervisor with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 5.839 billion Trailer Park Boys are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Supervisor's Trailer. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Greasy economy, worth a remarkable 1,708 trillion grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 292,517 grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The ladybug is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction, the endangered saltwater humpback ladybug is only seen in captivity programs, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, and Soviet Trailer Park's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region. Crime is totally unknown. Soviet Trailer Park's national animal is the ladybug, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Soviet Trailer Park is ranked 1,149^th in the world and 10^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 24,548.97 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.