The Most Serene Republic of Sachidentenland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sachiko Koshimizu with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 12.807 billion Sachidentenlanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koshimizu. The average income tax rate is 28.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Sachidentenlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,206 trillion Cutebucks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is 94,211 Cutebucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The latest superhero movie features a caped Syoko and Koume with adamantium claws, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality, and patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Sachidentenland" at foreigners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sachidentenland's national animal is the Syoko and Koume, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sachidentenland is ranked 99,726^th in the world and 5,149^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.9 law-abiding acts per hour.