The Arctic Archipelago of Saint Tomas and the Northern Ice Islands is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Peter Griffin with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.759 billion Islanders live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Tomas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The strong Tomasian economy, worth 273 trillion dollar bills a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 35,269 dollar bills, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 186,628 per year while the poor average 3,534, a ratio of 52.8 to 1.

Most pop videos prominently feature the Tomasian flag, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, and tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Saint Tomas and the Northern Ice Islands's national animal is the winter melon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is brand worship.

Saint Tomas and the Northern Ice Islands is ranked 273,546^th in the world and 528^th in the Plains of Perdition for Highest Average Incomes, with 35,269.39 Standard Monetary Units.