The Quazzlecore of Sapnu puas is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by QuazzleTheQaz with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, aversion to nipples, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.793 billion things are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The large, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Pancreas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.9%.

The frighteningly efficient groovy economy, worth a remarkable 2,527 trillion cans a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Trout Farming, Gambling, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 197,534 cans, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,232,748 per year while the poor average 13,496, a ratio of 91.3 to 1.

Artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui, a lot of glass windows have needed replacing recently, the government is eagerly awaiting a multi-million cans payment from a deposed Smalltopian monarch, and undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sapnu puas's national animal is the vineMeat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nondenominational Christianity.

Sapnu puas is ranked 289,641^st in the world and 322^nd in Forest for Safest, scoring 3.78 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.