The Rogue Nation of Schattenlande is a large, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 146 million Schattenlandeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 17.9%.

The very strong Schattenlandean economy, worth 8.98 trillion Silver Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 61,492 Silver Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, lending money has become a major liability, and the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schattenlande's national animal is the Skeleton, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Schattenlande is ranked 209,327^th in the world and 62^nd in womp for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4.36 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.