The Free Confederation of Secksland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws, compulsory gun ownership, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.848 billion Seckslanders are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Virovica. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Secksii economy, worth 467 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 96,436 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The jails are alive with the sound of birdsong, people say chess victor The Council can kill you with mind-bullets, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning, and religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools. Crime is totally unknown. Secksland's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Secksland is ranked 287,944^th in the world and 11,247^th in Lazarus for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.47 kickbacks per hour.