The Emirate of Seelostoys is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Giraffe population. The hard-working population of 15.683 billion Seelostoysians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 23.8%.

The Seelostoysian economy, worth 611 trillion Golds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 38,973 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seelostoys's national animal is the Giraffe.

Seelostoys is ranked 171,954^th in the world and 3^rd in Esquarium for Most Primitive, scoring -66.33 on the Scary Big Number Scale.