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The Free Land of Self-made Tomato Paste

“Tomato paste is the catalyst for a brighter future”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: The Eastern Steppes

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Self-made Tomato Paste

Population559 million

CapitalPomidorilnius

Currencytomatillo
Animalred river hog

The Free Land of Self-made Tomato Paste is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 559 million Tomato Pasteans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pomidorilnius. The average income tax rate is 63.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Self-made Tomato Pastean economy, worth 46.2 trillion tomatilloes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 82,606 tomatilloes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables, no one gossips with Leader during diplomatic summits, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, and country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Self-made Tomato Paste's national animal is the red river hog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Self-made Tomato Paste is ranked 35,848th in the world and 4th in The Eastern Steppes for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,420.56 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

Top
5%
Most Advanced Public Transport: 9,659thTop
10%
Most Secular: 16,183rdHighest Food Quality: 18,292ndMost Inclusive: 18,586thMost Cultured: 22,036thMost Developed: 22,841stMost Subsidized Industry: 27,097thLongest Average Lifespans: 30,162ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 31,202nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Self-made Tomato Paste, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
  • : Following new legislation in Self-made Tomato Paste, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Self-made Tomato Paste, no one gossips with Leader during diplomatic summits.
  • : Following new legislation in Self-made Tomato Paste, government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables.
  • : Following new legislation in Self-made Tomato Paste, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.
  • : Following new legislation in Self-made Tomato Paste, conspiracy theorists allege Pomidorilnius's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols.
  • : Self-made Tomato Paste was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Self-made Tomato Paste, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children.
  • : Following new legislation in Self-made Tomato Paste, foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university.
  • : Following new legislation in Self-made Tomato Paste, binoculars sales are at an all-time high.

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