Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: Lazarus
Population | 6.629 billion |
Capital | Sŭānia |
Leader | sĉ Ĥūan-Ĥosź Velaskes-Garsīa |
Faith | rajtismo |
Currency | Ŝvānia dolaro |
Animal | cigno |
The Respubliko of Shvania is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by sĉ Ĥūan-Ĥosź Velaskes-Garsīa with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, avowedly heterosexual populace, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.629 billion Ŝvānia-goj are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sŭānia. The average income tax rate is 49.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Ŝvānia-ga economy, worth 999 trillion Ŝvānia dolaroes a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,831 Ŝvānia dolaroes, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.
Travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Shvania's national animal is the cigno, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is rajtismo.
Shvania is ranked 289,446th in the world and 11,075th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 33.19 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Shvania changed its national leader to "sĉ Ĥūan-Ĥosź Velaskes-Garsīa" and its motto to "Serĉu la cignon kaj vi trovos fortunon.".
- : Following new legislation in Shvania, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in Shvania, recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size.
- : Following new legislation in Shvania, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press.
- : Following new legislation in Shvania, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
- : Following new legislation in Shvania, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps".
- : Shvania altered its national flag.
- : Shvania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Shvania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Shvania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.